July 10th, 2003
Oh man this is bad. We’re talking Ed Wood bad but without the endearing part:
Welcome to the Worst Novels Ever ? a series of embarassing writing journals which, most likely, were never intended to be seen by anyone other than their author. These journals were recently discovered, having been left behind by their author in the home of her ex-husband. So, of course, they’re now being posted here for the world to enjoy and ridicule. You won’t believe just how bad this stuff is.
I’ve personally read Delusions of Grandeur. I’ve also found that doing the reading in various funny voices increases the enjoyment of the badness.
No lie.
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July 6th, 2003
Odd Todd is my fucking hero.
To date, I have been layed off from decent paying gigs twice in the last 3 years. And in between those layoffs ther ewas roughly 6 months to a year’s worth of ‘gentleman of leisure’ time. When you have nothing to do that’ s freaking lot of time. During the first I’m-such-a-slacker gap I believe it was 7d who pointed me towards the OT toon “A Day in the Life.”
What ho? A kindred spirit? What fun, he’s doing exactly the same things I’m doing. And better yet, he made me laugh about the whole stupid situation. I’m not sure where I would be if I hadn’t watched Odd Todd.
(Well actually I’m sure I’d be exactly where I am now just running low in the humor tank.)
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June 16th, 2003
I feel another homage splash page coming on:
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June 7th, 2003
Ninjas are cool. Sifl and Olly made ninjas funny too. A party ninja that uses his deadly stealth skills to eat cake and party on the ceiling, that?s funny shit. They used to be on MTV what seems eons ago but I still remember them.
In case you are wondering, Sifl & Olly was a sock puppet run show. Where your hosts entertain you with a public access TV kind of production. MTV lets all the cool stuff go too soon.
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May 16th, 2003
The folks over at Something Awful have put together an animal attack guide:
The first step to surviving a wild animal attack is actually to prevent the attack entirely by making you an undesirable target for potential animal assailants. Animals are just like people in that they don’t want to attack someone who either doesn’t have anything they want or can obviously kick their ass. This is not as easy as simply drinking weight gainer shakes, weightlifting incessantly, and walking around on stilts while covered in tiger urine. Not every animal responds to the same predator/prey signals, so you need to cover all the bases or at least those that apply to the area you will be in. To help prepare you we’ve broken the animals down into categories, just follow the preventative measures for each category that applies to you.
It just gets better from there.
Orangutan – If you sense wacky happenings or kooky goings-on in your immediate vicinity that’s a good sign that an orangutan attack is already underway.
Juice Tigers – Juice Tigers make a whirring sound similar to a blender and smell like a mixture of fresh fruits and vegetables.
Orangutans must always be hanging out around my block. I think I smelled a Juice Tiger last week.
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May 16th, 2003
I have a near unshakable love for The Onion.
Bush and Blair’s Noble Nomination
Last week, President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair were nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for winning the war in Iraq. What do you think?
“Man, this must’ve been a pretty shitty year for peacemakers.”
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May 11th, 2003
All over Athens, Alabama there be little stickers with goats on them. Goat love in Alabama. Who’d a thunk it?
I must get a batch for Huntsville.
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April 12th, 2003
What do you get when you switch to Linux? “Glorious femme bots with a penchant for evil,” of course.
Deliciously evil Femme Bot.
All that and ninjas!
If you send lots of letters, maybe the folks over at ubergeek.tv will make more funny.
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March 20th, 2003
Dude Studios has done it. They’ve re-created each Star Wars film in under 5 minutes. See A New Dude, The Bad Dudes Strike Back, Return of the Dude, and The Phantom Dude. The first three (or middle three if you are going to be THAT kind of a geek about it) lack the flavor of the Star Wars mythos. But hey, it’ pretty damn funny.
The Phantom Dude actually makes more sense in it’s shortened form.
Mr. Lucas, please keep that in mind.
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