Groonkly Bit: Lyrical Win


It was 7:45, we were all in line 2 greet the teacher Miss Kathleen
First was Kevin, then came Lucy, third in line was me
All of us were ordinary compared 2 Cynthia Rose
She always stood at the back of the line, a smile beneath her nose
Her favorite number was 20 and every single day
If U asked her what she had 4 breakfast, this is what she’d say

Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam
Butterscotch clouds and a tangerine, a side order of ham
If U set your mind free, baby, maybe U’d understand
Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam
—Prince, Starfish & Coffee



Roaming the Streets on a Saturday Night


Ben Trussell Rocks Out

Last night was fairly uneventful. Running into Ben Trussell and his band Leaving Madison at Philby’s turned out to be most pleasant.



Me. I'm Gone to Eat Some Turkey.


You. You can watch a lovely Spaced Jam* Osymyso.

And while you’re at it, be sure to protest McSpaced with all the heart you can muster. Edgar would like it if you did.

As would I.

*Not that one. The good one.



Tom Cremeens Rocked the House of Brews


Tom creemens, yo!

Ran into a local legend last night. Time was, we’d walk into a bar and Tom Cremeens would be playing Spaced, “Female of the Species.” That’s every time we walked into any bar. We’re talking a lot of bar walking and deadly femeales.

It was nice to hear him again after having not for so many years.



Groonkly Bit Now with Sensational Sound


“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.”
–Jimi Hendrix



HOTW: John Mayer and His "MyiTubeSpaceBook Videos: with Cool Graphic to Come"



“I’m Gonna Find Another You” via bluestastic YouTube

Time is not my own these next few days. So I’ll cheat a little and include videos and such.

John Mayer has steadily climbed my list of cool music artists and more than competent “blogger.” It’s good to see a professional artist not treating his fanbase with utter contempt, or worse, merely tolerating them. Mayer suffered major uncool points with the long gone, but unfortunately not forgotten, “Body is a Wonderland” thing that Big Radio loved so damn much. He kept doing his thing and my ear has re-attuned to his music and lyrics.

Thanks to the guitar and mini-amp I received from MedicMike and Jen last Christmas(holla!), I’ve got a brand new appreciation for his skills on the axe.

I’m taking advantage of his hassle free open-door fanbase entry policy. And I’m laughing in agreement to his solution to the GREY’S ANATOMY insert-foot-repeatedly-in-mouth Isaiah Washington problem.

John Mayer may just be an all around Good Guy(tm). Imagine that.

The video above is a production rehearsal from the Jacksonville, FL stop on his current tour. The song is, “I’m Gonna Find Another You.” It looks like a proper concert video for “Gravity” is up, too.

It sucks that I won’t get to see his Huntsville, AL stop. Sometimes, in my case most times, it’s just as Mel Brooks said, “life stinks!”



Welcome to DragonCon! Hope I Survive the Experience


The Internet told me to do it.

Gone to let Dragon Con 06 eat me raw and spit me out. I’ll meet geek celebrities and be glad of it. I’ll meet the light and dark sides of geek culture and, hopefully, survive it.

Futurephone reports are a definite.

As I don’t know about my access to internetivity the next four days, I most likely won’t be back on until late Monday or Tuesday.

I was sent these clever instructions from DragonCon vets.

dragonhead.gif Take an open mind and a sense of awe and enthusiasm.

Keep your eyes open and looking around, you never know what you will see.

There are (at least) 2 classes of people at Con. The day people and the night people.

Make sure and spend some quality time in the Art Show, Dealer Room, and the Walk of Fame.

The Masquerade is not to be missed, it is the highlight of the weekend.

Bring a camera with plenty of film (or a big memory stick), and backup batteries, keep it handy.

Have snacks on hand, you never know when you will have accidentally missed the window on open restaurants or just not have time to stop for a real meal.

The longest lines are at Wendy’s, consider eating at odd times.

Don’t spend all of your money in the first 10 minutes in the dealers room. I say this because I have seen it happen more than once.

When you have some down time, coordinate your schedule with your friends and figure out which tracts you want to see and when you want to take out time for the sideshows.

Learn the back way around the main hotel and between the hotels.

There is a stairwell near Con Registration that is never busy.

There is a stairwell by ConSuite (2nd floor) behind the big plastic Italian guy by the pool.

There are indoor elevated walkways between the main 2 hotels and the mall food court.

Take some cough drops and tylenol. I have gotten some level of cold in ~3/8 years I’ve gone to Con.

The Anime room is a good place to burn some time.

(compliments of Nathan H. and Dunc!)

Great Maker, What have I gotten myself into?



I've been Tagged


Matthew at Impending Distractions did it.

The bastard.

The instructions:
List ten songs that you are currently digging… it doesn’t matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they’re no good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the ten songs in your blog. Then tag five other people to see what they’re listening to.

White Stripes – Blue Orchid
White Stripes rule my entire earwig.

Dispatch – The General
Story masquerading as song. I dig it. Reminds me of The Refreshments in that way.

Ditty Bops – Wake up
Something new that’s quickly taking up headspace.

Poe – 5 1/2minute hallway
It makes me believe that I live in a House of Leaves.

Something Corporate – Woe
A song after my own heart.

MINmi – shiki no uta
Japanese hip-hop at its best. It plays at the end of Samurai Champloo. I have no clue what they’re saying but you can dance to it. I hear this tune and immediately do the < insert latest, coolest dance move here > in my driver’s seat. And besdies that, she’s fine as fuck.

The Lemonheads – Zero My Hero
Also makes me dance in my driver’s seat, but in a considerably less cool way. Least I’ll have basic math to back me up.

Black Eyed Peas – Pump It
I fucking LOVE all The Black Eyed Peas songs. This one gets to the head of the rotation cause it’s on my latest CD mix.

Boa -Duvet
The anime(Serial Experiments Lain) this song is from is trippy, even by my standards. The song itself haunts my very soul.

Cake – Wheels
Cake is always good. Always.

Bjork – Triumph of a Heart
A song composed entirely of Bjork’s vocals. No instruments involved. It makes me think of a day after a mad Guinness bender.

Morcheeba – Rome wasn’t Built in a Day
No. It wasn’t. If Morcheeba was playing during its construction, time would positively fly by.

Louis XIV – God Killed the Queen
…and nipped her on her bum. I still want more of Louis XIV’s stuff.

Johnny Cash – When the Man Comes Around
The Man in Black is dead. Long live the Man in Black

Jack Johnson – Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
I use to not like any of JJ’s tunes. Now I find them reassuring.

Modest Mouse – Ocean Breathes Salty
“You’ve wasted life why wouldn’t you waste death?”

Rufus Wainwright– Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk
I don’t smoke but chocolate milk is tasty. If only I could remember more than the chorus to this cut.

Presidents of the United States of America – Dune Buggy
“Spider woman in the back seat saying, “Go, go, GO!””
PUSA is one of the most underrated alternative bands of the 90s.

Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra – LupinIII ’78
Can’t lose with some TSPO. I’ve almost got Lupin’s monologue from the beginning memorized.

Tsuneo Imahori – Fool’s Paradise
In the series Trigun, it played during the ads for the next episode while Vash would read some poignant, sometimes lame, poetry in the background. The guitar riff is cool..

The Pillows – I Think I can
Fucking all The Pillows stuff rocks. Many American bands could take lessons. This song in particular has dominated my headspace lately.

Outkast – Roses
This song gives me reason to face the day.

DJ Shadow – What Does Your Soul Look Like
Dark. Cold. About the size of a desiccated peach. Still bigger than Martha Stewart’s.

Jim Carroll Band – People Who Died
I thank the Eggradio people for introducing me to the JCB. I want this song played at my funeral. None of that boo hooing and wearing black nonsense. Just drinking and laughing and recreational drugs.

SpiderBait – Black Betty
This song rocks my hell damn ass off.

That’s more than 10 songs. You’ll deal.

I’ll tag people who have nominal to no web prescence. Just to be troublesome.

7d
Ponzu
MedicMike
Dunc!
KeithFord



Damn Dirty Boots


I was running the other night around this time. I like working out late. So, I was clocking mile(s) on my apartment’s treadmill and watching MTV. Cause music and working out are like “peas and carrots” only more edible.

MTV shows videos at this time of night. A novel thought indeed. This vdeo comes on. It’s a re-make of Nancy Sinatra’s “These Boots are Made for Walking”. The hottest blonde I’ve seen on tv in the last 10 minutes pops out of the General Lee and sings about these boots.

I was captivated.

The song was funky/awesome. I swear I ran an extra mile during those 3 minutes.

I was so blinded by the groove and the hot blonde that I couldn’t quite put my finger on, that I was actually stunned when video ended. The credits were shown. It was Jessica damn Simpson.

I actually like a Jessica damn Simpson song.

I feel dirty.



Phoenix: United


Yet another French musical group brought to my attention by Sofia Coppola?s wonderfully quirky, ?Lost in Translation.?

I?m having trouble describing Phoenix?s sound accurately so I?ll let The Face magazine do it for me:

‘Undoubtedly the best post-French house, seventies Californian, country-rock concept album of modern love songs you’ll ever likely to hear.’

If all that means it?s a fucking good listen, I back their line of gibberish wholeheartedly.