It’s two days later and every body with a blog, vlog, or captive audience TV show is making the same joke.
I should aim to be different.
There is a change in the air. The cats have pricked up their ears. They hear the rmble in the distance. The dogs smelt something they did not dealt. They howl approval.
Someone has finally accepted that Donald Rumsfeld is a loser at life. But maybe that’s to harsh. At worst he’s just a loser at his old job.
The Democrats have won seats in the half circle of power. I guess those door hangers Dean boasted about did their duty in informing while slightly annoying large parts of the country. Good on them.
Nancy Pelosi is now two heartbeats away from running the country. Scratch that. One dimwitted, slow heartbeat and a dark, dried husk of a thing away from running the free world. That would also make her the first woman to serve as Speaker of the House.
Sumbitch! It really IS the Year 21st Century. Who knew that crap I came up with a week ago would get repurposed so quickly?
Last and so least, the Spederline has finally been broken. The talentless beast that sat upon the Earth like a giant festering boil has been lanced. And by lanced I mean popped. Separately, they will spread pus and germs with twice as much efficiency.
Ah, hell.
