Through a random act of events, I just learned that pathetically soft porn magazine MAXIM, has labled Tina Fey among “TV’s Least Appealing Ladies.” I know this lists mean absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things. Things like breathing or choosing a non-chaffing pair of underwear must go first in life.
But I just can’t abide anyone messing with Tina Fey. 30 ROCK has grown on me tremendously over the past few weeks. I consider it ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT lite. Yet there’s nothing lite about Tina Fey’s performance, or Alec Baldwin‘s for that matter but this post isn’t about him.
MAXIM, it would be best for all of us if you hold your heathen tongue. You are not fit to judge The Fey. Unless the lady in question is wafer-thin and/or smells of broken dreams and jasmine, you clearly don’t know what constitutes a good woman. I guess one can expect nonsensical judgements when all your readers are 11 years old and can’t, publicly, afford real porn.
(This is not the real post mentioned earlier. It’s true as toast, sure, but it’s not what I planned for today.)
