It is said that it will fly 27 miles without refueling. It has a flight time of 9 minutes. They say it’s a wee bit safer than previous models. There is a possible max speed of 83 mph.
I’ve decided, nay, I know the Jet Pack T-73 is the gift for me. Reach deep in your pockets, children. The $200K price tag includes training. A bargain like that can’t last long! And when you buy it for me, I’ll be the first blogger beaming you posts from 250 feet in the air.
Give until everything bleeds, damnit. I want my Christmas to mean something this year.
*The vid is not of the Jet pack in question. That video is one of the earlier models. You can give me that too, while you’re being so generous. Once received, the Groonkly God will smile down on you with warm, loving joy and resist the urge to poop on your head.
