I was about to do the write up on The Onion and realized I already did onemonths ago.
Damn if everything I write this morning lacks The Right Funny™.
How about I just share some headlines and call it done?
Sorta-Attractive Girl Half-Heartedly Hit On
God Angrily Clarifies ‘Don’t Kill’ Rule
(The entire special report titled Holy Fucking Shit: Attack on America is worth a read)
That’s only the tip of the iceberg kids.
-groonk
