Me: Wisdom and poverty seem to go hand in hand.
Dirt:?found your observation about poverty and wisdom to be quite accurate?Of course, I would have gladly given up this pearl of wisdom to have avoided the whole poverty thing. I guess that’s a choice I don’t get to make.
Me: We need to get rich and step on some little people. It’ll make us feel better.
Dirt: Is stepping on little people anything like stepping on bugs? Because I’ve always felt somewhat guilty about doing that…
Me: Stepping on little people is best done barefoot. That way you feel their tiny skeletons crackle and pop between your toes. Little people aren’t crunchy like bugs. I’d relate them to a weak sack of loose pebbles.
Guilt over bug death is understandable. Least those suckers are honest.
