Chronicling my sad state of affairs on October 30, 2004 aka Devil?s Night.
What I did is boring and may induce sleepiness. You have been warned.
I start the day by shirking my school responsibilities. There?s only so much longer I can continue to do that. Before I knew it, nighttime was upon me and Teen Titans was begging for me to watch them. Once that fixation was over I channel surfed until I found Bravo?s 100 Scariest Movie Moments. That show consisted of a top 100 movie horror geek movie rundown of freaky shit seen in the film world as told by various filmmakers and actors.
Why the Coors Light Twins were in the interview process, I?ll never know. I do know that they freaked my shit when they acted out the twin little girls scene from The Shining.
?Come play with us.?
It creeped me out, yet I found myself drawn to them even more. Ladies, you need to call me.
Other freaky movie moments of note were: some flick called Zombie wherein said zombie slowly pulled some chick?s eye onto a splinter of wood, a Japanese thriller flick by the name of Audition that apparently has a huge payoff at movie?s end, and a flick named The Brood where some lady licked the blood and chunks of placenta off her newborn baby. That was truly disgusting.
Around that time, 7d call from Universal City to tell me of the wonders of L.A. style branding efforts.
Some time after that I decided to stop debating going out on the town and just went. Right after I watched a truly fucked, but funny, season finale of The Venture Bros.
The Freaks were out that night
There wasn?t too much to say about Huntsville Halloween festivities. I saw a robot in front of the Jazz Factory. I spotted only 4 pimps on the scene, maybe that costume is finally dying out. Captain Jack Sparrow was there (Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!). A very long in the tooth Bride from Kill Bill was seen.
There were a ton of angels and devils running around. Where did this craze come from? You couldn?t swing a dead cat without hitting a pair of devil horns or fuzzy halo?d wing wearing angels. When exactly did people begin to crave their wings, or horns?
I ended up sitting next to The King (this time in the form of Elvis) in Humphery?s. Not too long after, I was moving around the bar and dropped my phone?s hands free chord. I retrieved the chord but was then chided by The King cause he thought I was trying to tug on his cape. He must not have had his banana and peanut butter sandwich before going out that night.
I left that scene and sat next to what I can only describe as a Coke Fiend. She had white powder dusted all over her right nostril and was dressed scantily. Whore type scantily. Copey said it was probably dried cum, but I stick with my Coke Fiend label. She was a bit snooty though (pardon the pun) so I left her noise alone.
That brings up a thought 7d mentioned earlier though. With all the costumes, I couldn?t tell the real whores from the fake ones. I figured taking verbal stabs at guessing would be hazardous to my health, so I let it be.
I?m glad brother Copey was there. He was the only sane freak I got to hang with that night
That?s it. Devil?s Night with no fires or loss of bladder control.
