Pronounced: in-so-mania
Insomania is what you get when you can’t sleep. Marathon-class insleepability.
So many things to get done in the morning and no way to put your body to bed. Soon I’ll be operating movie theaters in the wee hours of the night and splicing Egyptian pictogram porn into local releases of MI:III. It could only help that schlock.
I’ll then form an army. Malcontents they will all be. We’ll spread across the land like a plague. The locust variety. We’ll eat your food. Sleep in your beds. We’ll borrow your car and bring it back on empty. Not even enough fuel to reach the gas station one block away.
Then we’ll move on.
We’ll trash your hummers. Sharpie moustaches on your pets. We’ll laugh at your woes and call your very lives insignificant in the eyes of the great god GORGO. We’ll have fun on levels unknown to man or God.
I know all of this because Groonk knows this.
