Archive for May, 2005

On Bai Ling

Posted by mistergroonk in Uncategorized on May 9, 2005

She was in Playboy recently and some blessed soul has digitized that image for us all.

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grab her while she’s hot

Sometime she’s a little bit freaky for my tastes. But sometimes, just sometimes, she’s a bit of alright.

There’s also noise mentioning that her being in Playboy may have upset Lucas and got her cut from Revenge of the Sith.

I don’t know George, she was a decent Mysterious Woman.

(via fleshbot and weblog: sex and fun)

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“Is Paris burning?”

Posted by mistergroonk in Marketing on May 9, 2005

Unfortunately, no.

But you can watch her “die” in that House of Wax flick.

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we can’t be so lucky

That is, if you want to shell out 10 bucks on such a thing. Personally I’ll wait for a slow night, HBO, and a fridge full of booze before I watch her “die”.

(via 7d)

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Lies, Lies, Lies, Yeah

Posted by mistergroonk in Uncategorized on May 8, 2005

Temporary Boredom Relief taught me how to detect lies.

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those lying eyes

Even more hints inside.

There are also magic tricks and illusions and such there too.

(via digg)

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Excellent Photoshop Funnies

Posted by mistergroonk in Art on May 6, 2005

worth 1000 mates films with other films for funnies

something awful transforms Superman w/o a phonebooth

I would post examples but Ican’t be bothered at the moment. Trust me when I say they’re worth mulling through.

It’s Friday. What else you got to do?

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The Booty Call…

Posted by mistergroonk in Uncategorized on May 5, 2005

…Pat O’Brien style.

(via ponzu)

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Dining with Strangers

Posted by mistergroonk in Uncategorized on May 5, 2005

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Attention citizens of the world: Would you like to have dinner with a total stranger?

If so please call Marc Horowitz at 1-510-872-7326. The 28-year-old conceptual artist from the San Francisco area not only wants to meet you, he wants you to become part of his newest art project.

Horowitz began his “National Dinner Tour” last year as a way to explore the idea of community among strangers. Since then he has driven a leaky 1984 Toyota RV from the organic chicken farms of southern California to the hallowed halls of Yale University, in search of food and conversation — which he documents on his Web site, www.ineedtostopsoon.com.

He’ll eat anything in the name of art from burned burritos to fine foie gras, although he told Reuters he is allergic to strawberries, and that burned onions and “Hawaiian chili” have recently caused him embarrassing gastric distress.

(via 7d)

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