12oz Pussy


Hilarious misadventures ensue when a man fresh from Japan and their many sex shop curiosities decides to “try out” his freshly bought can of vagina.

vaginacan.jpg“oh, where’s that funny beer can thing we got? Rob, you had it, right?” And everyone looks at me, and I just stare at them for a moment, and then say, “…I fucked it. I fucked it and I hated myself, and now it’s gone.” There was a slight pause, followed by uproarious laughter. The ridicule took months to subside.

(via boingboing)

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